Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Golden Girls

I had the flu. I felt so yucky. I slept for 2 days. My head hurt so bad I wanned to take my eyeballs out n put um on the nite table. The only thing gud about bein sic waz that my "daddy" called me n took gud care of me. He rubbed my chest! He soothed me so much my breathin got all gaspy n fast!  giggle.  

I got to watch a Golden Girl marathon. That waz fun. I didn't kno old ladies cud be sluts! giggle. I think Blanche is so funny. She's had more men than me! giggle.  If u call me n mention The Golden Girls, I will give u 3 free mins when u buy a 10 min. call with me! Piper said she waz havin a titty special so I'll have a "golden" special. giggle. Then I will kno u r readin my journal!