Kiss and Tell

I've been bummed all night. I had to write a paper for English and use all the adverbs and adjectives I could. That wouldn't have been so bad but I had to choose one of the topics the teacher listed. Like, I'm sure you can imagine how much fun they were. Topics like what I plan to be when I grow up. (lol) Or, if I was given a knapsack, what items would I put in it. (how dumb is that?) I could write a book with adverbs and adjectives if I was able to write about anything I wanna. I would describe in great detail what Jake (my snake) talked about last night. I would tell how he cuddled with me and softly kissed me. I would describe how his hands slid down my body as he told me to close my eyes and just feel. My paper would be a whole lot more interesting than the teacher's topics - cause I would kiss and tell!